McMahon threatens Grappler's Delight

Vince McMahon has threatened Grappler's Delight before it's first match has even been wrestled. McMahon caught wind of the organization and saw the roster of talent and sent a dead fish wrapped in a newspaper to the doorstep of the Knockemstiff Arena. On the fish was written "YOU'RE FIRED" in tartar sauce. I'm pretty sure he doesn't have the authority to fire anyone in my organization, but I could be wrong. Later this afternoon a suspicious group of goons showed up and said their names were Cody Streets, Fred DiBiase Jr., and Randy Horton. They said that they had a message from Vince. They failed in their mission because they never gave me the message. What ensued was something out of a Three Stooges episode, with hitting, punching, kicking sound effects and hillarity!

Vince McMahon knows that I am a shitstorm in his worst nightmare and he wants to try and knock it off course, but Grappler's Delight is coming with the force of two Tugboats an Earthquake and a Shock Master. GDWOSF Battle Royal Friday March 27th, the beginning of the end for McMahon. FINISHED.

Grappler's Delight

Grappler's Delight Wrestling Organization Society Federation (GDWOSF) is a new group based out of a small town called Knockemstiff, Ohio. The goal of the company is to provide high quality wrestling action and entertain audiences with wackyness! Wrestlers from all over the world have come in to join the group with the hope that it will soon become the #1 wrestling product in the world, surpassing TNA. Such names as Sid Vicious, Alex Wright, 1992 Steiner Brothers and the Giant Gonzalez have signed on to carry the company to unimaginable heights.

The first match will be an under the bottom rope battle royal involving every person in the company. The last two standing will then headline the very first GDWOSF PPV called "Will Grapple for Food" in a Decathalon Death match to become the first Grappler's Delight Wrestling Organization Society Federation Universal World Continental Grappling Action Champion (GDWOSFUWCGAC).

The Grappler's Delight Battle Royal will be taking place on Friday March 27th, at the illustrious knockemstiff arena, tickets are unavailable as it sold out in 11 seconds, but don't fret I'll be updating the blog immediately following the event!

And remember don't grapple for at least 45 minutes after eating.